| All's fair when it's somebody else's rain. ~*~ |
| Good Morning! This is God! I will be handling ALL your problems today -
And I will NOT need your help! So have a nice day! |
| "This is the first day of the rest of your life." from tobyMac's song "Face of the Earth |
| "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." - Mark Twain |
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"Everyone is weird; some people just have more fun at it." ~*~ |
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"I asked God for all things that I might enjoy life; He gave me life that I might enjoy all things." |
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"The Bible calls debt a curse and children a blessing. But in our culture, we apply for a curse and reject blessings.
Something is wrong with this picture." -Doug Phillips |
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"Never drink pickle juice while there are still pickles in the jar." |
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"Try not. Do or do not. There is no try." -Yoda |
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"Do your work, do it well, and do it without complaining." - old Amish saying |
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"Curiosity killed the taste buds." ~*~ |
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(Speaking of Chicago) "If it looks funny, it's probably art." -Morgan |
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"The beauty of grace is that it makes life unfair" -Relient K |
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"A flashlight is a case for dead batteries." |
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"There is a thin line between ignorance and arrogance, and only I have managed to erase that line." - Dr. Science |
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"A woman's heart should be so deeply hidden in Christ that it takes a man seeking God to find it." |
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"Be good to your clubbers, they're gonna teach YOUR kids!" -morwenisilwen |
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"Silence isn't always golden, sometimes it's just yellow." |
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"You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body." - C.S. Lewis |
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"Don't do that when she has food in her mouth." -Alassemiire Arineel Emerwen |
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"No Jesus, no peace; Know Jesus, know peace" |
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"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup." -Audrey Baird |
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"Someone asked me to name the time our friendship stopped and love began. Oh, my darling, that's the secret. Our friendship never stopped." -Lois Wyse |
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"Friends in your life are like pillars on your porch. Sometimes they hold you up and sometimes they lean on you." -Elizabeth Foley |
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"By saying I'm a Christian, I'm not claiming to be perfect. I'm claiming to be imperfect." |
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"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose." -Jim Elliot |
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"Dating is like tug of war-one jerk after another" - Mr. Barrows |
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"I can't spell... and when I can it's incorrect..." - Snikerdoodle |
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"Purity is always smart; impurity is always stupid." - Randy Alcorn |
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"There are two kinds of thinkers - those who think they can and those who think they can't - and they are both right." |
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"Never be afraid to try something new... Remember... it was amateurs that built the ark, but professionals that built the Titanic." |
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"Real love is always fated. It has been arranged before time. It is the most meticulously prepared of coincidences. And fate, of course, is simply a secular term for the will of God, and coincidence for his grace." -from Mike Mason's book The Mystery of Marriage |
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"Worrying must work because 90% of the things I worry about don't happen." -a friend of a friend |
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“Eve was not taken out of Adam's head to top him, neither out of his feet to be trampled on by him, but out of his side to be equal with him, under his arm to be protected by him, and near his heart to be loved by him.” - Matthew Henry |
